Monday, February 06, 2006

ASK A NINJA Question Archive

53 Comments:

Anonymous Robbie Gewirtz said...

Can ninjas ever reveal their face to anyone? Like ninja moms and dads?

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(if i have a ninja question is this where i ask it?)

Dear Mr. "Ask a Ninja",
For years i have been searching for my long lost brother. could he possibly be a ninja? how would i know? is it YOU??
sincerly,
"The Best Ninja known to man"
a.k.a.
Code Black Ninja

8:11 PM  
Blogger 2more said...

Now I watched all episodes you released so far.. you're truly THE ninja. Keep it up.

4:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is awsome! make more! i'v sean them all now!

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute, wouldn't the BEST NINJA known to man be the WORST ninja? I mean, if he is known by us, then his stealthy-ness is lacking. It would have to be a ninja, that we don't know! Like those not real numbers! CRAZY! So sorry senor Ask a ninja, but I must say, you are NOT the best ninja ever...

But I do love your show!

3:15 PM  
Blogger max said...

What kind of cars do ninja's have? and if they do have cars do they have any super cool ninja equipment attatched to them?

4:23 PM  
Anonymous kieran said...

Do ninjas have any super cool gear that they use to kill people or anything like that?
If so, what kind?

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Jacob said...

I was wondering if ninjas have special mind powers to levitate things like in Star Wars.

May the Force be with YOU Ninja!

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have trouble going to sleep at night. Would you tell me a ninja bedtime story?

Awaiting slumber,
Kris

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do Ninjas ever wash their clothes? If so, do they use some kind of special Ninja detergent?

6:06 PM  
Blogger Mike n Lori said...

Is there anything a ninja is scared of? I'm no ninja or anything, but clowns really scare me.

4:58 PM  
Blogger Mike n Lori said...

Are ninjas scared of anything? I'm not a ninja or anything, but clowns really scare me.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Lee Horton said...

Lee Horton from Dallas asks-a-ninja, "What is cooler, ninja-monkees, pirate-ninjas, or ninja-robots?" Thanks, I look forward to being killed by you!

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do ninjas need a certain thing like how auquaman needs water?


Or are they just like normal person besides their special skills?

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In order to beat a video game you master it for days and weeks.
Do ninjas play video games?

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Cartman said...

Do Ninjas get drunk?


i love da show!! awesomely funny!

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Wearer Of Pants said...

This is one of the best websites i have ever seen!! You are by far the greatest ninja. This site is also a good way to make rival ninjas find and come to you so you can just kill them when they try to kill you.

Keep up the great ninja work!

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do ninjas ever cry? If they do, can they use their tears as weapons?

1:37 AM  
Anonymous PAT said...

Where do ninja babies come from? Is there a ninja-stork?

8:21 AM  
Anonymous The best Pirate!! ARRR! said...

YAR!! Do Ninjas be havin a weakness there this here Pirate should be a knowin about?! ARRRRR!!

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can ninjas eat glass? And... does it hurt them?

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Ninja,

Who would win in a battle to the death? A Ninja or a Pirate?

.:Brendan:.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Jeremy said...

I hear that Batman was a great ninja, Have you ever met him, and who would win in a fight, You or him?
later,
Jeremy

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Nicholas G. M. said...

Do ninjas celebrate Halloween? If so wouldn't it be very easy on that day to walk around because people would think your in a ninja costume?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-What kind of cars do Ninja's Drive?

Obviously a Dodge Stealth. Jeez.

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Mortimer said...

Are Ninjas mean drunks?

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, i am wonderingeth, will you not duel me in a Spectacular Brawl to the Death? Is it bekaus you are afraideth of I knocking the Vitals out of your own Stomick? Good Day, Sir!

9:02 PM  
Anonymous randomkookie said...

Can ninja's breathe underwater? If they can't, how long can they hold their breath for??

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call of Duty 2 is awesome

7:43 AM  
Blogger Andrew said...

Do ninja have to sleep at night or can stay awake forever?

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this ninja is the hottest ninja ever..the best description of podcasting ever..since i saw this i have come to realize what podcasting is. thank you ninja..lol
basically were a factory that produces applie pies for whales..

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Samurai Baby said...

Do ninjas have a speacial language they communicate to one another in? Like German?

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your work is fantastic Mr. Ninja. Keep it up :)!

2:34 AM  
Anonymous Shippo said...

Hey mister awsome ninja,

your the best shinobi I ever seen and I REALLY REALY want te become a ninja now!! Get up the good work!!!

I also have a question:

Where Can I learn the ninja code? Can I order a book on E-bay for it?

Im looking forward to watch you soon!

2:27 AM  
Anonymous wingzrow said...

Who was the first ninja and how far have ninjas come since then?

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the ninja's invented numbers. Is this true?

Major Jeff Terebessy
Malmstrom AFB Montana
United States Air Force

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DENI_GIRL WANTS TO KNOW--DO YOU GET THE BLACK NINJA BLUES--BABY!

8:03 PM  
Blogger alemblem said...

is there any way that u won't kill me after u answer me question ? and if u don't kill me, can i kill u?

1:13 AM  
Anonymous Can't tell I'm a NINJA said...

I have already swam in a vocano already and went through a blizzard without a flake of snow touching me so how can i become a better NINJA? If there are no ways to become a better NINJA then what should i do now?

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Robbie said...

Are the Ninja Teenage Turtles real ninja's. Because to be fair. For turtles they are pretty good. You have to admit.

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Michael said...

ive heard alot of comments about Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kick being able to destroy anything. Can Chuck Norris kill a Ninja?

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan asks a ninja, What do you think of chuck norris? is he a ninja? where does he get his awsome roundhouse kicking skill?!?!

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you get the 'mad skills' that you have and how can I be as skilled as a ninja.

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know... Ninja is not acctually pronounced with a hard J like you do. It is really supposed to sound more like "Ninya." But hey, I'm a perfectionist.

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Dona Teodora said...

Do ninjas wear underwear, if so, what brand?

2:47 AM  
Anonymous ninja wife said...

why wont you return my phone calls!! you owe me over ten grand in child support you lazy kid dumping ninja. i even hired bruce lee's ghost to find you, if you dont send me that check soon.............

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Chuck Norris 2 said...

um. well.....
I got MY ninja uniform at the Chuck Norris Ninja Uniform Factory Outlet....

Are you saying Chuck CHEATED me ?

Oh, wait, that isn't a question, I'm not into dying today....

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do I know you are a real ninja as you claim to be; how do we know that you are not a pirate who failed at being a pirate, so you chose to step up to the plate and try being a ninja on for size?

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ninja, how come some people take black metal way too seriously?

12:11 PM  
Anonymous terry nelson said...

do ninjs eat lepricons?, and or have sex with chairs? what kind of hard wood floors do ninjas prefer, and finally, if u had to geuss how much would u say a polar bear weighs?, sighned terry nelson (1-250-339-0276)...call me

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever heard of Naruto?

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Morgan H. said...

Why is the strength of ninjas always in inverse proportion to their numbers? It seems that one ninja can take out a whole army while a gang of 10 ninjas can be defeated by a drunken frenchman with an unsharpened pencil...

3:21 PM  

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